Sunday, May 13, 2007

Mother's Day


She is a seed still attached to the shaft. She is growing and learning how to be. Waiting, watching us weather the storms. One day in the wind she will be scattered. Our own fates set, sealed. Hers inexplicably yet inextricably bound up in emotion and experience woven by something eternal. Where will she land and into what will her roots sink? Forced to drink deeply, unable fly, unable to drift on endlessly, her heart searches for a home. Sifted, hungry, "How fertile is the ground where my mother roams?" Her hoarse moan mom hears, "There are rooms a plenty here."

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Christmas


Cousin Ty, originally uploaded by andy.cline.

I posted a few photos to my flickr account from our time in Nashville over Christmas. You can see those here

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Cyber Cpace Christmas Card

Sorry we didn't get a card out. I guess this will have to suffice. Anne Clare has been keeping us busy. She is holding her head up, smiling, and growing. She also likes long walks, car rides, and being fed in a timely fashion. Her turnoffs are evenings, gravity, and not being fed in a timely fashion. We sincerely hope you enjoy the following demonstration of her beauty:














Whitney Anne has been staying with us and helping out. During the week, she goes to class with SB who is working on a masters degree from UD. Then, she helps out the Harris family (where she got some random Levi goodness).



Thursday, November 02, 2006

Labor

SB's water broke at 8:30 Saturday morning (16 days before the projected due date). We'd been warned to stay at home as long as possible to avoid the craziness of the hospital and to enjoy the comforts of home during lighter contractions. However, the doctor encouraged us to come on in because there is greater risk to the baby once the water breaks. So, we compromised by taking our time and got to the hospital at about 12:30 that afternoon. I even got to play my weekly ultimate game spoiling all efforts to handicap the number of days I'd sit out after having the baby. The assigned nurse proceeded to thwart our efforts to stay calm. She ran around like a mad woman while speaking too fast and too loud. Chiding, "You'd better hope this paper comes back blue!" as she tested the amniotic fluid for infection. She was basically telling us, "If this strip doesn't turn blue, you killed your baby by not immediately coming to the hospital." I wanted to ask her if all babies die where there are no hospitals. To poignant questions like these she replied simply, "I'm just doing my job, and my job is to keep Mom and baby alive." Wow. Anyway, the hours rolled on and she was relieved by someone much less aggressive.

As time passed, labor did not progress. Aside from her water breaking, we were no closer to delivery after 4 hours of waiting, 18 hours of Cytotec, and 6 hours of Pitocin than we were 5 days earlier at SB's normal weekly checkup. Our fabulous midwife, Holly, stayed very close throughout the night as SB tried desperately to get the baby to drop. Holly eventually was forced to suggest a c-section. I don't think SB would have gone into actual labor for a couple more weeks. It was unfortunate that her water broke and that the baby was left less protected as a result. The hospital's policy for this situation (at 37 weeks) is to give you 24 hours to deliver. Our midwife gave us closer to 36. But, on Sunday, October 22nd, 2006 Dr. Scott Brown went in after the baby. After so many hours and so many contractions, we were whisked into the operating room and a few minutes later we saw our healthy, hairy, and unhappy GIRL!




What a great surprise. Over the course of the pregnancy we had gradually shifted our thinking from pink to blue. I guess we were swayed by popular opinion. But, it was Anne Clare in there kicking and rolling the whole time. She was born at 6:03 PM, weighed in at 6 lbs. 4 oz., and was 19 inches long.







Shannon lives close by and was right where we needed her. Uncle Tommy and cousins Rylan, Levi, and Ty were present and in approval. Peggy had flown in immediately and was able to help for most of the labor. My dad drove from Knoxville to Greenbrier to the hospital in Denton, TX all hopped up on caffeine and more caffeine just in time to wait for several more hours as the heavy contractions set in. Stuart and Whitney drove in the day after we went to the hospital and still made it in time to see me bring Anne Clare from the operating room to the nursery. Others were caught way off guard by the early delivery and were out of the state and out of the country. Sloane flew in the next day. My mom was stuck on a business trip in Europe and flew in the following week. Wes and Molly will have to wait until Christmas. I don't think they want to drink our water anyway. Everyone was so happy to meet the newest Southard-Cline.

Monday, December 05, 2005

11/2005 In case you missed it



Am I happy the dog is rotting in hell?
Insightful
Sweet soccer goodness
How dare you rhyme in the presence of Chuck Norris!

Shiny Dark



Don't look, what's your first impression of the phrase: shiny dark?


  • Post Modern

  • Deep Throat

  • Doesn't "shiny" have an 'e'?

  • Starvation




If you were me, these thoughts would be secondary to "my most recent bathroom remodel". You see, the dark, dank bathroom that is accessible both to our study and the art room came complete with doodie green tiles, doodie brown wainscoting/cabinet, doodie green carpeting, and doodie tan linoleum. If you are offended by doodie, then great, you are equally offended by my bathroom. In a balancing act unequalled on earth, material shinier than the sun was used as wallpaper in the same bathroom. The term "balance" used here only applies if you consider a smack in the face to be the perfect remedy for a punch in the tummy.








  1. Paint the tile with epoxy paint made for porcelain or ceramic

  2. Install new sink, faucet, and bath hardware

  3. Paint the wooden wainscoting and sink cabinet

  4. Tear out the mirrored wallpaper and paint the walls/ceiling

  5. Install vent, lighting, plugs

  6. Lay ceramic tiles on the floor

  7. Install baseboards

  8. Recycle Blue Ribbon cans








All in all, we got the most dramatic turn around for the money yet.





Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Pantry - 1,001 easy steps

The pantry that will materialize here for you much quicker than it did for me used to be our laundry room. Last year, my dad and brother moved some 220, gas, and water lines around so that the old wet bar could become our new laundry room. Why 2 laundry rooms you ask? Because that's how we do it. But, since people generally aren't as impressed with "dual washing" as they are with "dual exhaust", we decided to make the old laundry room into a pantry. As you'll see, this room was also the back wall of a guest shower that had leaked out for years and ruined this interior wall. When I first ripped out 48" of sheetrock it was for exploratory reasons on the bath. But, it was worth it because lots of stuff had to change.




The old plumbing was routed to the new shower without tees for the washing machine.











Saturday, February 26, 2005

Rylan's Fire

I've often asked my nephew, "Where does your firey determination come from?" He usually just says, "Stop asking me that." Today he gave me the answer: fire.

The original art:


Rylan's graphical interpretation:


Rylan, my friend, the whole world now knows your secret. Expect the man (me) to try to keep you down. Expect the random water balloon.

Thursday, February 17, 2005